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the signs home alone (100% accurate)

  • Aries: searching the refrigerator for food then complaining because there's nothing
  • Taurus: sleeping
  • Gemini: constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." and coming up with different scenarios
  • Cancer: probably hasn't realized they're home alone
  • Leo: ends up leaving home
  • Virgo: singing their favorite songs obnoxiously loud
  • Libra: probably taking a long ass bath
  • Scorpio: looking out the window and watching every car pass
  • Sagittarius: probably talking to themselves
  • Capricorn: watching Netflix
  • Aquarius: probably half naked just wandering
  • Pisces: calling for their mom over and over again until they realize no ones there
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